When I'm waiting for a TV show because my favorite...
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how...
Remember this kid from Peter Pan?
Heeelloooooooo Jeremy Sumpter… OHMYGOSH.
Kate Windsor [Middleton] has said that she loves...
leoctopusgardens: ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FOREVER INVALID BECAUSE THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IS A POTTERHEAD
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.
So Kanye is invited to the Royal Wedding:
kangahoar: thepinayjuliet: itsonedirectionbieber: ibeliebbiebergomez: Imagine: ”Yo Kate Imma let u finish but uh Cinderella was the best princess of ALL TIME” ohmygod i just laughed so hard
When someone is telling a lie to you and you...